The first thing you notice when you drive into town is a giant billboard that says, "Life is better with teeth." No I'm not making this up. I have pictures. Ask me, I'll be happy to provide them. What are the chances, I mean really what are the chances of me moving to such an armpit – especially after I actually did the research? Welcome to Euphoria the sign said – not it’s real name of course, I
The Ride
It was Monday morning about 10 minutes before the bell rang. The class had the sleepy silence appropriate for the time of day. I was opening my attendance files, wondering as usual why the school’s internet service was so slow if they wanted us to take attendance online. I’m not exactly sure when I started listening – no, felt compelled to listen. I tried not to, but the young girl was just so
