Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, OK, that’s enough, no wait, it’s not. Just a few more, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, Rudy, you kill me! I can’t stop. Wait, I’ll take a breath. I need some water. There, that’s better.
Why the hilarity? Mary Papenfuss’s headline for the Huffington Post last Thursday, May 4.
Giuliani: Despite Stormy Daniels Fumble Trump Still ‘Loves Me’
The Whitehouse morons are hanging themselves out to dry. President Trump and his new personal attorney Rudy Giuliani must think the American public is stupid. Don’t they realize we see how they constantly change the story on how adult film star Stormy Daniels was paid.
For those of you who live on the moon, here’s a recap:
Wednesday: Rudy Giuliani tells Sean Hannity of FOX, that Trump reimbursed the $130,000 his lawyer, Michael Cohen paid to adult film star, Stormy Daniels, to keep quiet about the affair she had with the Donald – the payment Trump insisted he knew nothing about on Air Force One last month. Now Trump’s saying he never denied knowing about the payment to Daniels.
Thursday: Trump appeared to support Giuliani’s version in tweets.
Friday: In a Washington Post interview, Giuliani said what he told Hannity on FOX was his understanding of these matters and not what the president knew at that time. He and President Trump, “wanted to get everyone on the same page.” Back pedaling as fast as possible, Giuliani insisted President Trump was not angry with him, saying “He still loves me.” But that same day, President Dimwit said Giuliani needed to get his facts straight.
The Washington Post made the point that Giuliani revealing the details of his conversations with the president on national TV, jeopardizes attorney client privilege. Giuliani insisted he got his information from, “co-counsel, reading documents, conversations I had. It wasn’t all from talking to the president.”
Where did Giuliani get his law degree? Was it an honorary degree like Bill Cosby’s recently revoked Harvard degree? Isn’t anyone in the Whitehouse prepared for the job they do? This stuff is basic Law School 101.
Still Friday: Giuliani also told NBC, “I don’t think the president realized he paid him [Cohen] back for that specific thing until we made him aware of the paperwork,” due to president nitwit’s response, “Oh my goodness, I guess that’s what it was for.”
In his most recent statement on Friday, Giuliani said again that the payment to Stormy Daniels was not a “campaign violation.” The payment was made “to protect the president’s family.” It was not a campaign expenditure to make sure she didn’t talk, even though she was paid right before the presidential election.
Let’s face it, Rudy Giuliani’s just another ill-informed mashed potato politician who remolds himself to a new idea as trends change so he can gain status and power. He has his head so far up Donald Trump’s anus that it’s no surprise his teeth have a dingy brownish cast. Where do his true loyalties lie? He was a Democrat in the 70s and a Republican in the 80s. Who is this guy really? I guess that’s how politicians advance in the current political landscape. Reminds me of someone else, hmm, oh yeah, the president.
In the final analysis, this isn’t funny. It’s not a TV sitcom. This is the insane government that was chosen for us by the Electoral College. Now we have to ride it out until the next manipulated election which may produce similar results. Who’s really running the show in America? Not the voters, not even the bobble-head politicians. It’s the unseen corporate oligarchs who create chaos to keep us distracted from what’s really going on right under our nose.